Tessa is Country Thunder-ing a great time.
It’s so gratifying that she’s not cute anymore.
Carrie, have you've gotten any nibbles for your Lolla ticket?
I thought you said "nipples."
So who got back to you?
Some nipples you don't know.
I used to drink Schlitz. I didn’t know any better.
Because we have nothing better to do than stalk Instagram profiles of body builders who will be at Country Thunder this weekend.
At the Blake Shelton Concert
Do you recognize any of these songs?
Dad; Not since he did the Stairway to Heaven cover.
Have you ever watched Charlie walk? His feet go a mile a minute! Which is actually 60 miles/hour.
Sunrise this morning. Worth getting up for.
This is where I get it from
I spilled on myself today. What did I have for lunch?
You split ketchup on your shirt.
No that was dinner. I spilled lunch on my pants.
These days saying you have alcohol isn’t going to get us there.