I don’t think he is that cute. He wears a necklace and I’m automatically repulsed. — Allie
G-Eazy for the win. Thanks, Gerald.
Spring is mating season. Everyone is coupling off. — Reed
Up, up & away!
I went to the police to tell them my phone was stolen, but turns out 3 people broke out of jail that day so my phone was not a priority. —
Excerpt from one of the best stories I’ve heard in a while
"Have I told you the story of how my phone was stolen at a bar, how I tracked it and found it in the ghetto house that was apart of a cocaine heist?"
I didn’t use the internet until 11th grade! — Elizabeth