Frito-Lay makes some of my favorite snack foods....– Dad
#Somo that is all.
I love girl talk. It’s like ESPN insider.– Greg
Lucy: You know what Carly? Everybody makes mistakes.
Elizabeth: You just make a lot more than everyone else.
Carly: GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!
The more defensive you are, the more sketchy you sound.– Teddie
He has a breathalyzer and a BMI scale on the way! TRINKET MAN COULD HE BE MORE...– Anna
Straight up jammin
1. Visited Carrie at Wake and went to the Macklemore/Kendrick Lamar concert 2. MET ED SHEERAN 3. …home sweet home for Easter. Things are going well. Fact.
Sometimes I forget how pervy you are and then you open your mouth…– Meg to Caddie
David: How was your weekend?
Me: It was productive. Watched season 3 of Gilmore Girls, ate a whole box of Girl Scout cookies, and had initiation. So pretty much action packed. You?
David: I got engaged.
Me: ...you win.
Meg: Do you want me to sober up and drive?
JE: That's cute of you.
Last someone saw him he was zooming across the bridge and he was gone for 14...– Anna
Well well well guess who finally decided to turn 21. Welcome to the big leagues, Allie!
Caddie: Last time I went to Disneyworld I vomited all over myself in the car.
Lily: That doesn't sound like Mickey's fault. That sounds like a personal problem.
Caddie Makes Up Rules.
Caddie: If you're in the front seat you can't be on Facebook.
Allie: I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.
I love watching birds spread their wings out and let the wind do all the work....– Lily
Plant City..show me what you got.
Lily: Kenny's status is "just realized its black history month."
Kathleen: Isn't he black?
Taylor: Isn't the 23rd? He only has 8 days left!
Me: February only have 4 days left!
Rickman: HELLO MATH.
Emma: My friend got a new iPhone so she gave me her old one so I use it for music and snapchat.
Me: So the important things in life.
This is how lil/glil celebrate our intramural championship victory… FF4L.
ahh, glad to hear some new Hoodie. stop &...
LIFE UPDATE...because I know you are DYING to hear...
1. Going home next weekend for my Mom’s birthday then to FLORIDA FOR SPRING BREAK. 2. Bought my Rodeo ticket for April. 3. Bernard is coming to GVEGAS FOR MY FORMAL! 4. NATTERS IS COMING TO VISIT. I REPEAT. NATTERS. COMING. TO. VISIT! 5. Natalie and I will be going to Wake to see Carrie and Macklemore in concert. 6. CLASS GOT CANCELED TOMORROW. No greater high.
Anna: Have you seen this event "Coffee with an Atheist?"
Me: Yeah. They could not have chosen a worse name.
Anna: Next is Coffee with a Lesbian.
Me: ....that would be called a date.
I love tests. I’m so good at learning. I’m serious.– Lily Well well aren’t you special.
I want to streak through one of the fountains. I guess that’s just skinny...– Madison…Yes’m, that is correct.
Everyone thinks I have mental instabilities. So it went well.– Lily
Anna: Who is hot and will hook up with me but also nice?
Kathleen: That's a lot of characteristics in one person.
Anna: Okay who is hot and will hook up with me?
I thought we got a Chinese international student but it turns out she’s...– Julia…FAIL.
There’s no lefty desks here. I like it. Conform or die.– Sarah
Anna: Ben is bringing up the worst things on Facebook.
Me: Like what?
Anna: Like all my old statuses from when I was a Republican.
Lily: Let's start drinking I'm bored!
Caddie: You shouldn't drink because you're bored.
Lily: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO CADDIE IM OLDER THAN YOU!
no class today…new baby hoots…life is...
Have you’ve seen the “Love on Top” video by Beyonce?...– Taylor