What is it with my cousin? She still has a nose ring, is so fat, and gave herself diabetes from eating candy.
I don’t think he is that cute. He wears a necklace and I’m automatically repulsed.
Spring is mating season. Everyone is coupling off.
I went to the police to tell them my phone was stolen, but turns out 3 people broke out of jail that day so my phone was not a priority.
Excerpt from one of the best stories I’ve heard in a while