- Kara: Take a piece of gum!
- Me: And mouthwash!
- Brian: And a shower while you're at it to rinse out your pores!
- Ron: It's like that 50s song..."why is everyone always picking on me?!"
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
perfect no day of work song
Reunited and it feels so good!
- Karst: It's like that Friends episode where Phoebe is talking about Monica and is like "pulling a Monica" but then it's like "you're out of here!"
- Caroline: That was a poor quote attempt. C minus.
#thatmomentwhenKarstoverflowsthetoilet.
Home at last.
Our Ducks Are In A Row.
- Me: I have projects due tomorrow.
- Mom: Yikes! And tomorrow is full with beauty and grooming and we don't even have our nails registered yet!
Here's one solution.
- Kara: Ron. Wanna get me a Coke?
- Ron: Sure. God I am so fat.
- Kara: Do something about it!
- Ron: I am. I'm buying bigger clothes.
Knowledge at its Best
- Kid: You said diet Pepsi this is diet coke.
- Mom: Pepsi...Coke same difference.
- Kid: No it's not!
Operation Kristin Gives a Shit.
Working out, eating healthy, actually wearing nice clothes. It’s going down.
